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Humans are a very mixed bag. But Americans are a special breed of narcissistic, consumerist, sociopaths. And not because of some kind of genetics thing, either. The country attracts these freaks like a magnet.

Sure, but cultures and nationalities do this all the time. If you've never experienced being around some Russian on vacation, I promise, Americans aren't the only annoying people out there. Or the English in any part of Western Europe that's a cheap flight away from London. For as self-deprecating as the English seem to be today, there's centuries of colonialism and exploited wealth behind it that can't be ignored, mostly due to the cultural exports that remain. For centuries, if an English or Spanish ship showed up somewhere, everyone else was going to have a bad time, and both groups happily only assumed they were the best there ever was. Cold War efforts to spread the Gospel of America around the world through Hollywood were profoundly successful, and a lot of people bought in.

Which isn't to say that every English or Spanish or Russian or American is bad, more so that under either system, and under every system of government so far, including anarchy, some total shitbags rise to the top. Maybe Spaceballs was right. Maybe Evil will always win, because Good is dumb.