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I have an idea for a post, some may have seen a comment of mine earlier. I’m looking for the most offensive-to-coffee-snobs approach to making coffee possible. I’m assuming something to do with instant, but from there, I don’t have many ideas.

Someone suggested reconstituting it in milk, that seems fun, any other ideas? I’m fully expecting the end result to be absolutely disgusting, for what it’s worth. I’m looking for the worst abomination possible, but it still needs to technically be coffee. Get creative, have fun with this. Whichever technique gets chosen (or multiple get combined), I’ll credit in the post I make.

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Meh, making good coffee doesn't have to be elitest. Good coffee can be very accessible.

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I’m aware, I’m doing research for a joke post. Feel free to look through my post history on this community to see my stance on coffee. I like to put a lot of effort into my cups but I’m also a big fan of easy accessible coffee too. My coffee making guide that’s pinned in this community was designed specifically for that. A beginner friendly guide for making great coffee without being too intimidating. I just thought it would be fun to do a comparison post (as a joke) between lazy (and terrible) coffee vs the most over the top brew possible, given the debate on here lately between instant vs espresso. It’s just all in good fun.