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I have an idea for a post, some may have seen a comment of mine earlier. I’m looking for the most offensive-to-coffee-snobs approach to making coffee possible. I’m assuming something to do with instant, but from there, I don’t have many ideas.

Someone suggested reconstituting it in milk, that seems fun, any other ideas? I’m fully expecting the end result to be absolutely disgusting, for what it’s worth. I’m looking for the worst abomination possible, but it still needs to technically be coffee. Get creative, have fun with this. Whichever technique gets chosen (or multiple get combined), I’ll credit in the post I make.

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[–] Leather@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Laziest", an "get creative", are in conflict.

[–] captcha_incorrect@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Isn't there a saying about people spending more energy to avoid doing a task (or automating it or make it easier) than doing the actual task?

[–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

oh yes! the best mathematician is a lazy mathematician because they will find the simplest solution