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I have an idea for a post, some may have seen a comment of mine earlier. I’m looking for the most offensive-to-coffee-snobs approach to making coffee possible. I’m assuming something to do with instant, but from there, I don’t have many ideas.

Someone suggested reconstituting it in milk, that seems fun, any other ideas? I’m fully expecting the end result to be absolutely disgusting, for what it’s worth. I’m looking for the worst abomination possible, but it still needs to technically be coffee. Get creative, have fun with this. Whichever technique gets chosen (or multiple get combined), I’ll credit in the post I make.

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[–] BurgerBaron@quokk.au 2 points 1 day ago

I'm not a regular user of caffeine but when I need a cup of coffee or tea it's instant coffee or tea bag with hot tap water, and a 30 second microwave to get it hotter. Still tastes better than most fast food joints that have long drive thru lines in the morning for burnt shit in a cup.