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A lady tells her milkman she wants to take a bath in milk (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by workerONE@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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"I read that milk is good for your skin" she tells the milkman. "Can you bring me enough so I can take a milk bath?"

"Sure I can. Would you like it pasteurized?" He asks.

She thinks about it and says "No, just up to my shoulders"

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[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't get it. I read it as "past-the-waist" - the answer should be "Yes, up to my shoulders".

[–] Syrc@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it’s “past your eyes”

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Oh damn, thanks, I tried to find another mispronunciation-understanding but didn't think of that. Past-you-ized, okay, I was obviously reading "past-yer-wized"