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submitted 3 weeks ago by workerONE@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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"I read that milk is good for your skin" she tells the milkman. "Can you bring me enough so I can take a milk bath?"

"Sure I can. Would you like it pasteurized?" He asks.

She thinks about it and says "No, just up to my shoulders"

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[–] rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There is so much wrong with this image that I don't know where to start.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

That toilet is disgusting.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

100% this is in the backrooms somewhere.