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The PHP part never gets old (toggl.com)

submitted 2 days ago by muhyb@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Python:

from horses import Horse 

my_horse = Horse(color="brown")

There. Done.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago (4 children)

horses was last released in 2024, and can only run on python up to 3.12.

horses depends on iron-making, that is up to date. That means the current version of iron-making depends on python >= 3.14, and that all the versions prior to 2025 were taken offline due to a CVE where if you run the library as root in a web backend that uses the make_nail function, people can open your barn doors without authorization when inside it.

[–] nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

I'm really having trouble recognizing if @marcos@lemmy.world started talking ~~bull~~horeseshit, or if the post by @Diplomjodler@lemmy.world is the first to be just trolling...

[–] anewfox@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 days ago

and also the most recent horses release on pypi includes a crypto miner and credential stealer.

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 7 points 2 days ago

I cannot up vote this enough.

[–] yxc999@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

thanks, I hate it

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You built a horse in Python. There's too much space between you and the horse so it dies.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

I'll just instantiate a new one.

[–] StabbingSky@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or you accidentally used spaces instead of a tab on one line

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Your horse is now an upside-down zebra

[–] Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org 2 points 2 days ago

In Nim:

import horses

let my_horse = Horse(color: "brown")