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[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 13 points 10 months ago (10 children)

Florida Man went to the mall on DMT?

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

DMT is too short-acting, unfortunately. Florida man went to mall on PCP, most likely.

If there is anything that Florida needs more of, it's DMT. That, and any other psychedelics they can get. Having everyone in the state take breakthrough dosages might do the world some good.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've never done DMT (and at this point based on my medications, I wouldn't want to risk serotonin syndrome). How short-acting is it?

[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

15 minutes and I am almost positive that dmt affects serotonin.

MDMA is the main one for that.

I could be wrong so double check an interaction chart, combos can be weird.

Looking at you cocaethylene.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am on several medications for a nerve disorder. I pretty much stay away from everything but weed just in case.

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Shrooms literally grow in the humid cow pastures.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

That's cool if you are lucky enough to find them and identify them correctly. P. cubensis does OK on poo, but it does great with just some coco coir instead. It's a mushroom that loves to be cultivated. The Pacific North West is really the ideal location for finding wild mushrooms. (You can find them all over the place, but there is a ton of luck involved.)

Honestly, I would rather forage for p. semilanceata, aka, Liberty Cap. It grows in regular grass next to streams or ponds and not necessarily in poo. They are generally a bit stronger but also a bit smaller. With the exception of one look-alike that I know about, they are easier to identify.

[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

DMT ingested orally with an MAOI would do it

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah yeah. The good ol' ayahuasca blends.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Black currant juice and DMT is a wild ride.

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