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Miami mall shut down by police as rumors of “8-10ft” aliens inside go viral - Dexerto
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Florida Man went to the mall on DMT?
DMT is too short-acting, unfortunately. Florida man went to mall on PCP, most likely.
If there is anything that Florida needs more of, it's DMT. That, and any other psychedelics they can get. Having everyone in the state take breakthrough dosages might do the world some good.
DMT ingested orally with an MAOI would do it
Ah yeah. The good ol' ayahuasca blends.
Black currant juice and DMT is a wild ride.