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    [–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 43 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Instructions unclear, a local senator's wife throws a kernel error and won't boot now... Help.

    [–] vexikron@lemmy.zip 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

    Hey at least you can... oh god, flash her, and then hopefully she'll reboot.

    Better than a halt and catch fire code being tripped.

    [–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

    I don't think flashing a senator's wife would be a good idea.

    [–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

    just insert a "live USB" and troubleshoot inside her

    [–] bartolomeo@suppo.fi 2 points 9 months ago

    But for gods sake don't install on bare metal

    [–] Coasting0942@reddthat.com -1 points 9 months ago

    Did you swipe the credit card through her cleavage or ass cleavage?

    [–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works -5 points 9 months ago

    Push a LiveUSB inside her. It's not rape if you are a sysadmin. Let's see if you find something's fishy down there.