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    [–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 56 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    The community told me that using Arch would turn me into a cute femboy. It's been a decade and I'm still as large and hairy as I was back then.

    My question is who should I sue for this false advertisement?

    [–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

    Linus. He is responsible for making Linux, in general, so Arch had to use that kernel. If Linux never existed, you might've naturally become a femboy.

    [–] Gingernate@programming.dev 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

    Linus, as in tech tips right?

    [–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
    [–] Gingernate@programming.dev 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

    Hahahahahahaha I can't imagine tech tips Linus or torvalds linus having any good sex tips 😂😂😂

    [–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

    Well, for people that don't have any sex tips, they sure are good at fucking around with us.

    [–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

    Sorry, this is a kerning issue. Cute FERNboy.

    [–] Pwnmode@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

    I installed arch last night and woke up with nail polish on.

    [–] IHateFacelessPorn@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

    Oh fk now thinking about it, me starting to use an Arch based distro and starting going to laser epilation pretty much happened at the same time period. Save me..

    [–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

    Can I interest you in showing you the ways of our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ?