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Right-wingers have convinced themselves that planes are unsafe because of diversity initiatives — and some have sworn off flying altogether

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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 85 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Not really...

This isn't something Billy Bob decided on his own.

He's being told not to fly because the conservative talking heads don't want him to leave his flyover state and see what the rest of the country is like

They want him isolated and scared, because those people keep voting Republican without questioning what they're told.

If he visited a "blue state" or any average sized city, he might realize he's being lied to about what they're like.

They want them stuck in their red state where they'll keep their two senators and House reps

[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This is why they hate college. Isolated students who were sheltered by their conservative parents are forced to mix with people who are different from them… and the students realize the differences that they were taught to be afraid of don’t really matter. They start to think for themselves.

Independent thought is what scares conservatives the most.

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's hard now, though, because they're saying the military is too "woke" now, too! But without a steady influx of Good Ol' Boys how do we continue to justify our defense budget?

You can't be pro military and anti-woke, a lot of the aforementioned Good Ol' Boys have the same experience as the ones who go to college: they're exposed to minorities and realize the lies aren't true. How do you keep bodies going in while telling them not to go in because it's too "woke"?

[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

I can’t even pretend to try to shed a fake tear.

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