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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Bob, Stephanie, and Amir go to get ice cream. Their options are chocolate and vanilla. Bob orders chocolate, and gets the last of the chocolate. Stephanie can only order vanilla, and gets the last of the vanilla ice cream. Amir gets no ice cream, because he is fasting for Ramadan.

Who had options? Show your work for full credit.

[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Who had options? Show your work for full credit.

Well Amir had a fully diversified portfolio while Stephanie had a 401(k) and Roth IRA with some penny stocks for fun, but Bob mortgaged his house to buy the latest crypto because he was assured it was only going up and he was getting in on the ground floor and this wasn't like the other 67 times he bought crypto and... Oh.