themeatbridge

joined 2 years ago
[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago

Joins Nazi Party

"What the fuck are all these Nazis doing here?"

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Butter yes, any herbs you like, but milk makes mine watery and rubbery. Maybe a splash of water to thin them out if I want an omelette, but none if I'm making scrambled.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

The difference between path and pathos is metaphorically indescribable.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Worth including the percentage of the entire world population, as well. People might mistakenly assume that, because the US is a big world leader with lots of people, maybe 25% of all people live in the USA, or maybe it's like 21% and we are just slightly overrepresented in prison population. aybr it's 17%, or even 12% would make that number seem less shocking.

But it's 4.2%. We have six times more ~~slaves~~prisoners with jobs per person than the rest of the world.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Yes, obviously.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was thinking the commodore.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago

How about the death threats she was responsible for via the Family America Project? Or when she wrote fake news stories about conspiracy theories with evidence she fabricated?

I'm not happy the face eating leopards are powerful enough to ruin her life, but I'm not going to go out of my way to protect her from the monsters she helped create.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Or maybe just NotCare for short.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

So is Matthew Lillard. The whole thing feels oddly personal. Like if he had said "I didn't like Dano in There Will Be Blood" you could understand that's just a professional opinion. Maybe he thought someone else could have done better. But making it insulting undercuts his credibility as an impartial critic.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Maybe this time we try literally any cohesive attack strategy? Like instead of just silently gesturing broadly at everything, hoping voters will be inherently riled up about the audacity of conservative fascism.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I think we can stop calling it Obamacare.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

I'm so fucking tired of the cynical voice in my head being right all the time. I read this headline and immediately thought of Arthur Dent face down in the mud in front of a bulldozer.

 
 

Haven't seen any posts all year.

 

“Tonight, Missouri lynched another innocent Black man,” NAACP President Derrick Johnson said in a statement.

 

I heard someone say this in a video recipe, followed by way more cheese than you should eat at once. It occurred to me that the phrase means ample, not nutritious.

 

Has this ever happened to you? There's a fly in the house, buzzing around you, so you go to the cabinet to get the swatter. But as soon as you start wielding it, the little bastard disappears. You set it down, and now he's back, taunting you.

Ok so obviously flies don't taunt, but do they have the capacity to recognize, even instinctually, that I'm holding a deadly weapon?

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