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[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 months ago (10 children)

Technically I already made a locally running chatbot of myself my gf has access to trained on my early messages with her using a GitHub project I found and changed a file or two in, so does that render me immortal in some capacity? Would I make money from this by preying on the vulnerable if I was a vulture capitalist?

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago (3 children)

vulture capatalist is a phrase referring to groups that watch for collapsing systems that then go in and make investments when prices are low, such as when a country's housing market collapses. its not a blanket perjorative for people who try to make money.

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

TIL. Had no idea it was even already a term but should've guessed as much. Maybe I could spin it to say society as a whole is collapsing, and human life has a low value right now?

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

if you're feeling exceptionally nihillistic this morning, sure :)

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