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[–] Lmaydev@programming.dev 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I've seen would you rather be alone in the woods with a bear or a random man somewhere in there.

[–] blargerer@kbin.social 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is it. I think some ticktocker went around asking random women, and 4/5 chose the bear.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev -2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

this kind of bear, I hope?

I think the answer should depend a lot on the species of a bear

[–] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Depends more on which man than which bear for me. Random man I know nothing about? The bear. Friend who's been nothing but nice and respectful for years? The friend.
We aren't answering the question thinking "well the bear might not kill me," it's "the bear will only kill me."

[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Grizzlies are infamous for not waiting til you're dead to start eating.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 4 points 7 months ago

I see, thank you for an insight