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After Buying Up Studios, Xbox Says It Doesn't Have The Resources To Run Them (kotaku.com)

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[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 61 points 6 months ago (22 children)

In a sane country there would be laws to prevent this monopoly shit.

[–] warmaster@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago (10 children)

By next elections, it will be even more insane.

[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (9 children)

Looks at ballot.

"Is carbonite, like...an actual thing? Can I be frozen like Han Solo? I have a little bit of money saved up. Which stupid tech bro startup can do this for me?"

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't have carbonite but for the right price I can pack you into a freezer filled with ice. That should do the trick.

[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Shut up and take my doge coins!

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