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"We do not believe this child is at fault," the airline said Wednesday.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)

But the bell cannot be unwrung.

What a pliable bell.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oof. You'd think a lawyer would know the correct spelling of that phrase.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

Well, a different lawyer blamed a child for being victimized, so ...