[alt text: a picture of a Bomb Pop popsicle, where each flavor segment has its own caption. On the top, red part of the popsicle, the caption says, "yum, this bomb pop tastes like cherries". On the middle, white part of the popsicle, the caption says, "wow this lime flavor is so refreshing". On the bottom, blue part of the popsicle, the caption says, "blue raspberry, my favorite!". On the bottom part of the popsicle, where the popsicle stick is sticking out, the caption says, "I am a beaver".]
It's nice to live in a country with so little experience at war that our ice cream treats reflect our naivete.