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[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (11 children)

I snuck a whole Arby's French Dip into that movie. Carried the au jus cup in my hand and walked right by the staff.

Ask me to leave all you want, but call the police? wtf? That'll be WHY I sneak food in the next time. This time I just needed actual dinner, and y'all don't even sell real food here.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

Damn, dude. A French dip with au jus? That's way better than my shitty French fry story..

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