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[–] MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan 57 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Finger guns are not covered under the 2nd amendment.

[–] yggstyle@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Well you see your honor: the hand is connected to the arm.... And we have the right to bear arms so...

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 10 points 2 months ago

Ah, the RFK Jr defense. Nice.

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