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Anon starts asking questions (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (4 children)

my bike doesn’t have a central pedal. how does it stay up right?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Aliens.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Magnets

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Magnetic aliens

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Does it have a central fugue? Classical physics teachers don't want to talk about that but if you look back to the Baroque interpretation it was all the rage.