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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 113 points 1 month ago (31 children)

Imagine killing three people over a $2 subway fare and parading around the city like you're anything other than a domestic terror force

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

okay okay don't shoot anyone's dick off

[–] Juvyn00b@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dang it. The video of the over and over dick shots is gonna need a rewatch.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought about posting it but it's a teensy bit nsfw

[–] Juvyn00b@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Lol yeah agree

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