this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2024
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I’ve enjoyed many simulator games, but I’ve come to appreciate that there is a point where a game is too realistic to be fun. It needs to highlight the fun parts of simulating, and downplay the parts that are not so fun.
My guy we're talking about the Sims
What's not realistic about a man breaking down in his own piss in front the espresso machine he somehow wasn't able to leave for the bathroom while his wife drowned in the pool just because it didn't have a ladder?
Hey, you would have difficulty going to the toilet too if it took 1h each time you did so and 3h to take a shower.
A tale as old as time
Up until someone makes depression simulator and gamifies it into an addictive engaging game.
That's already a thing, it's called League of Legends
I guess you guys are depressed because you are not cool enough to play Dota.