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Anon has a lucid dream (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

real people

I only consciously fantasise about people who don't exist.

Sometimes they aren't even people, they could be abstract concepts, like a time format, or a plan.

Sometimes I even fantasise about concepts of a plan.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Seems like a good way of going about it.

[–] AsudoxDev@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What exactly are you fantasizing about time formats?

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just thinking about how kinky it is that they're subservient to us. We tell them "no, you slutty little time zone, it's cold now, so we're gonna move the small hand back, and if you're good, we'll let you come an hour earlier in six months"

[–] AsudoxDev@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

I see. Very interesting, very interesting indeed.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

ISO 8601 fetishists.

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or a real pervert who is into that American date format abomination.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

I can't help that I'm into that freak shit.