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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] Alenalda@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Is this a midas touch kinda thing? The human body is 60% water πŸ€”

[–] Car@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There was a British superhero TV show called Misfits. One of the delinquents had the power to control milk, I.e. you drink milk and this guy could curdle it in your body and kill you.

Are we both thinking about 15% BAC murderin’ Jesus here?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

That would have been a much better show if they didn't turn over the entire cast every series or so.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He wasn't that omnipotent, okay?

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Only someone who is omniscient could know that.

Flying Squid is a god, confirmed.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's about time I got the recognition I deserve.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I see that, thank you. I do accept PayPal as a tithe.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

All I have is Moo Deng coin.

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe it was a consent thing?

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Being confirmed means giving consent, at least that was the legal defence my pastor had.

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sorry to hear that. Yet another reason I don't do organized religion.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Something over 90%.