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You watch anime, not act it out. Thats like watching Looney Tunes and trying to hit everything with a massive mallet π
and whatβs wrong with that? Some people could use a good squeaky hammer to the face once in a minute.
Thatβs the perfect dent on the perfect car for that joke.
Body repair on a budget.
But where does one find a coyote shaped bollard?
If it doesn't works, you need to sharpen your hammer.
If youre sharpening a hammer, i think you have other issues.
Blunt hammer sounds like an issue to me.
sounds like you don't know how to properly cut things with a hammer
Ay I'm (on break, but) at work right now hitting everything with a big ol' mallet! I'm just like my childhood heroes, I'm gonna try and access hammerspace!
You've clearly never seen Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee in a room together
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