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[–] Codandchips@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Does it specify if different cheese gives you a different level of immunity? Like a soft cheese triangle would be good for a splinter in your pinky but for an assault rifle you may need a slab of Stilton...

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

"AAAH My appendix!"

"Get this man a block of Gouda STAT!"

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
  • Soft cheese: DEF vs bludgeoning
  • Hard cheese: DEF vs piercing/slashing
  • Pungent cheese: DEF vs status conditions (negative modifier to social interaction)
[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

just read the label, it will tell you how many HP it restores