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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 111 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

Imagine being a piss kink enjoyer and finding out your SO has diabetes (or is pregnant) because their piss tastes like straight sugar water.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

like straight sugar water.

Like an Edgar suit

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Fucking crazy this guy plays kingpin in the daredevil series

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 44 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I think that's how they used to diagnose some illnesses. Makes you wonder if some docs had a piss kink or if they were just super commited to helping people out.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I mean, you can drink my piss if it ends up potentially beneficial to me. Any takers? I'd send you a vial of a time of day of your chosing.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you can even make money off it if you find the right piss enthusiasts lol

(if you live in the US, don't send it via US Postal Service, as shipping bodily fluids is illegal)

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You can legally send 500mL at a time, you just have to package it properly, and I believe you have to declare it.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't believe you, if it were true itd be in freedom units!

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

Not for legitimate medical purposes, it wouldn't be. US Healthcare and Science are fully Metric, just like our Military.

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Crazier still, for the wealthy, boiling down piss was how they'd measure your sugar level back in the 20s through 40s. Ugh.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Piss Sugar™ could be extremely marketable.

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like, how much toffee can you make from a cup?

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I'll just put that question in my book of "don't ask"

🤢

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm sure there were at least a few for whom it was both lol

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm an educated man, no I will not drink piss. Ron come in here and drink this piss.

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

I saw a story like that on reddit once. Dude was going through medical school. Had a FWB who was getting into squirting. He noticed it tasted sweet and told her to get checked for diabetes. She was prediabetic if I remember correctly.

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wtf. Just finished a doc on comedian Patrice O'Neil and he makes this joke about himself lol

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Your pee is too scrumptious!"

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Dude was goddamn hilarious, legit maybe borderline genius. Apparently a real fuckin prick too, lol, but he was pretty unique. Wish he had a little longer, but he used his time well.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I'd rather not imagine it but you already made me

[–] flashgnash@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
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