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Gotta include a line about changing your name to reflect your new gay identity or else the Dad would have known it was him
what if the dad knew?
Son, I didn't get a chance to play ball with you when you were growing up. Let's make up for lost time.
Making up for lost time by pitching and catching, or by playing with 4 balls at once?
Kinky
or they just spent 2 years together without saying eachothers names, like normal people do