TriPolarBearz

joined 1 year ago

Anon explains the 2nd amendment in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Perhaps a philosofist

TI-83 in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

And the area where warfare/military events happen is called a theater.

The first graders who survived Sandy Hook will vote in their first presidential election in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

GAU-10s if they want

I am heavy weapons guy

No, I am heavy weapons guy

Trump's 'body odor' leaves people 'gagging' as Republican says 'you need a mask' in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Joke's on you. To compensate for her loss of smell, she developed super hearing. Now she hears you fart every time.

JD Vance Awkwardly Retreats After Bizarre Attempt to Storm Harris’ Empty Plane in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

What's a nice couch like you doing on a plane like this?

Hugh Jackman as The Wolverine 2000 vs 2024 in c/movies@lemm.ee

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

flexibility and reach was an issue.

REACHER

Trump says he has 'no choice' but to support electric vehicles because Elon Musk 'endorsed me very strongly' in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 73 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Did someone say frijoles?

Trumps and Beans

JD Vance says he was asked in front of his wife if he had 'any secret family' during vice presidential vetting in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Lawyer: do you have any secret family?

Vance: no

Wife: pulls out controller and presses X

Republicans want someone younger than Donald Trump as president: new poll in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

This is depends if there are still top secret documents there.

Messi’s bodyguard in c/interestingasfuck@lemm.ee

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Fan: Touch tha Messi

Bodyguard: Nope. No touchy tha Messi

Tesla recalls 1.8 million cars because their hoods can open while driving in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 156 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Driving on the highway

Hood pops open. Can't see anything. Try to brake but crash.

⚠️ Warning! Your hood is open. Please pull over in a safe location and secure your hood.

Tesla: OTA update successful

Aniston criticises 'childless cat ladies' comment in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I, for one, would love to be bread.

Warm, soft, and moist on the inside. Stuffed with meat like a nice thick savory sausage. Or maybe filled with sweet cream. At least spread with butter and covered with seed. Sesame is my favorite, while poppy is ok.