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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is straight (lemy.lol)

submitted 2 weeks ago by nzmaa@lemy.lol to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I’m a man. I can make myself cum. Therefore, I must be gay.

Once I did it with my right hand, but I'm left handed, if you know what I mean. You really notice the dick in your hand when you do it that way, I can tell you. I learned some things about myself that day. Things I didn't tell my homies, despite them all having dicks that I had very much not been thinking about, but which must inevitably have similar fundamental characteristics.