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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 188 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Dude who's in denial about being bisexual has hobosexual relationship with another man, is shocked that they developed feelings"

Yeah that 100% checks out actually

[–] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 119 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Omniraptor@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

depressingly common, was even more common before we let women have rights

[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

'we let' women have rights? Women fought tooth and nail for years to get those rights, and assholes are still trying to claw them away; fuck, there's places in the US right now where women are dying because their access to healthcare has been sabotaged by a supreme court that reinterpreted the constitution to remove their rights.

[–] Omniraptor@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"we" in this case could be the American government in general and the supreme court specifically. The fact that such an important right was "granted" by a decision of nine random schmucks and can be taken away by another decision (rather than being a law) is not a great look for that government.

But you're right that it was not the best phrasing. Activism is extremely important esp on more local levels

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[–] bilb@lem.monster 168 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Straight but being bi unlocks additional dialog options

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[–] baduhai@sopuli.xyz 156 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

straight but bi when it benefits me

Brother, you're bi.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 62 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Could be bisexual, heteroromantic, but doesn't know that's a thing.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 15 points 1 week ago

That's exactly what it looks like

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[–] Nojustice@lemmy.ml 86 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I can't believe no one else said this but I feel it's necessary...

Fake and gay

[–] TJDetweiler@lemmy.ca 74 points 1 week ago

Queer and insincere, even.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 58 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What the fuck did I just read.

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[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

being a fuck toy for free rent. holy fucking based

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 73 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I've heard it called being "homelessexual"

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's considered sex trafficking in Canada!

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[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (17 children)

Can't tell if oop is transman or transwoman or cis guy on hrt. No matter which one they are still bi and should just learn to accept it.

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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 49 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?"

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What no pussy does to a mf

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fake and Gay

Gay, Anon is gay

Fake, Anon claims to be straight

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[–] Soup@lemmy.cafe 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

TIL people still believe 4chan bullshit is real.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

It might not always be a window into how other people live, but it is always a window into what other people think about.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Every greentext is based in some reality

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What in the 4chan bullshit is this?

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Anon is a closeted bi and open femboy, and just doesn't want to admit he likes it. Meanwhile, he's totally fine being someone's FB for free rent, but also feels guilty that he is kinda messing with his other friends in the meantime.

Basically, Anon is a moron.

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[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Is self-identified cis people getting HRT a thing? I'm genuinely curious, I assume it's all DIY, right? In any case, that was a wild ride

Think some HRT femboys do consider themselves cis. At that point tho imo it's just a matter of personal labels since they are definitely non conforming

[–] psivchaz@reddthat.com 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah a cis dude might get testosterone if his normal testosterone is low. I assume there's something similar for women. I don't think that's what this guy is talking about though.

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 week ago (8 children)

It's fairly common for women to start taking estrogen post menopause because their estrogen levels drop, and that can cause issues like losing bone density. I believe HRT was originally developed specifically for that reason, and it was only later that they tried using it to treat gender dysphoria.

But in this case, they specifically call out being a femboy on HRT, which I think pretty clearly says that they're on estrogen for that female figure. Whether it's DIY or just informed consent is anyone's guess, though.

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[–] Omniraptor@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

wonder how some of the greedier telehealth hrt providers (not naming names but it's all on Google) would react if someone straight up said "I'm cis but want to be more attractive to a certain demographic, gimme the femboy pills". I'd give 70/30 they'd eventually agree.

p.s. personally I think hrt should be maximally cheap and sold over the counter.

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[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (18 children)

Had this friend who swears he was straight. But. He loved dicks, coz they're "so aethetical" and despised vajayjays coz "they're disgusting axe-wounds". When i dared saying he sounds more gay than straight he was furiously pissed and in the end quit the friendship coz I'm just "straightphobe" and seeing gays everywhere.

I didn't really know - being a logical being - how to react to all of this. He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.

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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 30 points 1 week ago

I've known a lot of gay and asexual women that end up in this exact scenario

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 26 points 1 week ago (5 children)

straight men don't cum when getting fucked in the ass by a man

???

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Straight men have prostates too. If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!

In other news, greentexts are sometimes a bit of a wild ride, and I maintain that the best ones always are.

Humanity. We're a diverse bunch. We really really are.

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm so confused. I think I'm just going to go soak in the tub and stare at my toes.

[–] match@pawb.social 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

op is pretty fucking based ngl

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[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Greece was 3000 years early to OPs game

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