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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has trauma (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] dudinax@programming.dev 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've been in two crashes where nobody was hurt but probably somebody would have died if they weren't wearing a seatbelt.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have grown ass adult friends who legitimately think seatbelts are dangerous 😔

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How? I would like to entertain myself with their reasons.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

The usual "can't get out if you're trapped, the seatbelt causes more injuries in smaller crashes, I knew a guy who got whiplash cause the seatbelt threw him against his seat"

I've tried explaining it multiple times but I quit trying because it's exhausting 😮‍💨