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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon gets a pizza (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you sell your body 40 hours a week?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

NO, YOU PATHETIC SUB-HUMAN. I AM A CAPITALIST AND I CONTROL THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION. YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME OR RISK INCURRING THE FURTHER WRATH OF MY DEVASTATING CAPS LOCK /ml