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[โ€“] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

People within the supposedly same religion can't agree on things all the time. It's entirely possible that his girlfriend's version of the religion is nothing like what op would find online, or even more likely, that ~~Apple~~ op would find multiple claims online that disagree with each other.

The thing about religion is if looking at the moon is against a religion, but some senior person in that religion really likes to look at the Moon, it'll suddenly be allowed.

"The Internet says you can look at the moon"

"Oh that's regular Navajo. I'm Fundamentalist Navajo. Also, fuck you for arguing with me about my religion. We're through."

[โ€“] shalafi@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.