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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] MBM@lemmings.world 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It's amazing how quickly I've become exhausted of "qt3.14"

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 5 points 15 minutes ago

I know right?

Why would anyone use a version of QT over 20 years old?

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

anon apparently also cant use google

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

Fake: anon has a gf
Gay: anon likes to look directly at the moon, which means he likes to be mooned

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

"qt3.14" seems pretty authentic though.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Seems like a fairly old version though.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 hours ago

that's just the native language of 4chan

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Your comment is Gay: stebo02 thinks only of men's asses

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 hours ago

can't argue with that

[–] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 116 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Anon talks about first nations warrior princess. Posts picture of an Italian in brown face....

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago

It's 4chan, that's like the most respectful image he could've possibly used there

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 77 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

To be fair, anon also can't tell the truth or if someone is making shit up.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 hours ago

What is...potato ?

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 15 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

I'd wager the vast majority of people that don't know anything about another person's religion couldn't tell if what they're saying is true or not.

Circumcision, fasting, transubstantiation, without any knowledge or frame of reference there really is no way to tell if someone is just talking out of their ass or not when it comes to religious traditions.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

In my culture we sing our religious allegiance to the decapitated head bust of the great dictator who secularised the country

(not even joking)

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

I've got a lot of probably incorrect guesses. What country?

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Damn yo, this doesn't add much to the conversation, but your reading comprehension skills are laudable. Well played, friend!

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 18 points 10 hours ago

Relatable tbh

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 55 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Google says they can look at the moon just not during a lunar eclipse

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 46 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

That's when it tries to get you

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 21 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Assume the victory position

[–] shininghero@pawb.social 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

ITS IN THE LIGHT
THE MOON CAME IN
HE FOUND ME
THRU THE MIRROR
MOONLIGHT WHITE
WHITE LIKE EYES
NOT LIGHT BUT BLOOD
I DROWN IN HIM
IF YOU ARE AFRAID
WE WILL LOOK TOGETHER

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

(Harvest moon)
I see the days grow shorter
I feel the nights grow cold
I sense the darkness clearer
I feel a presence here

I know they'll find her some day
They find them all that way
After the thaw in springtime
The snow melts away

[–] marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

More like that’s when the spirits are getting it on. Rebirth of the world, that kind of thing. Source: married into Diné.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 hours ago

Nice of the spirits to dim the lights first.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 13 points 10 hours ago

read an entire novel about Navajo and their crucial importance when it came to coding messages in the world war Remember next to nothing in the one time it's relevant Ah shit

[–] drapeaunoir@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 11 hours ago

Knows so little he uses an image of Iron Eyes Cody? Nah, seems too ironic to be real.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 8 points 10 hours ago

OOP better not whistle at night either.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

didn't this get posted already

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

Yes, otherwise early to RISA couldn't have posted a screenshot of it.