Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 3 weeks ago by ccunning@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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No one knows the cure.

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[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

The virus only gets ya, if you party INXS

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

and then Wham!

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

One more pun and I'm calling The Police.

[–] Lenny@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Do that and I’m fleeing to Europe

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds good I will go to Asia

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Screw that, Boston's where it's at.

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Well it definitely isn't Chicago

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

more like a Small Town.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why is everyone in such a Rush to leave?

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

The Countdown's begun.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

You have to know when enuff z'nuff.