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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon chooses to live in the moment (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 94 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Realize fuck it, I can just ______, future me will have to clean it up" is technically true of literally anything that's physically possible. Excellent way to justify doing something.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 42 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Not if that thing is shooting yourself in the head.

[–] BennyInc@feddit.org 45 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

In that case not even future you had to clean it up.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

That depends on your belief in the afterlife/reincarnation.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I know it's a joke and we are in the greentext community but still:

If you, the reader, or anyone you know might be suicidal, here is a place to start making life easier again, no pressure, only love.

May it be helpful to someone.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Leaving the game does not change the rules of the game.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Depends on if you live and have to clean up that mess.