
BennyInc
The world didn’t even end in this one. I think we need an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters, …
Nope, they’re the actual only people in the Good Place.

Yep, this was definitely traumatizing. You can tell by how quick their brain had to shut out this conversation and detour to a different topic. If you have this conversation too often, they will develop ADHD from that!
Well to be fair, they didn’t have to give it machine gun arms and red glowing eyes. But maybe that’s just me.
How many golden showers does Trump own?
All that evaporating water is gonna trickle down eventually. Just like the money.
You mean the poor people or the class of poor people?
The former might not, but don’t worry: the economy will gladly produce new poor people, so the general class of poor people will survive.
One Hour Photo 2?
Wait, its tongue also has teeth? WTF?

If you like this concept, read Influx by Daniel Suarez.