
BennyInc
It’s bulletproof glass for the two small blind spots the Secret Service can’t cover. They tried different agent setups to cover all sides first, but eventually figured „ah, fuck it, let’s just put some bullet proof glass on these two angles and we’re fine.“ Also, they have a secondary use to project text for the president to read. But that only came up after Obama came up with idea. „Hey guys, why don’t you project the text I need to read somewhere in the wall, so I don’t have to use a stack of papers?“ - „but isn’t that too far away to read?“ - „ oh, yeah… hey, how about we use that bullet proof glass thingy and project it on there?“ - „seriously? Projecting onto glass? What did they put in your cereal this morning, sir?“
Ah, I remember him extracting that metal and forging a disc or ring of sorts, which then had to be taken to a volcano and thrown into. But man that movie was looooong…
Sharknado 9: Fire and Ash
She also wished for true love, just to be 200% sure.
Nah, his AI was just trained on the same dataset.
Plot twist: OP installed the thing in their ground floor and didn’t measure correctly; now they at least want to cash in on the internet fame.



Iset it up a long while ago but haven’t updated in a long while either… not sure whether the tracking is still active on my phone. Thanks for this post, I’ll see whether there is an easy upgrade path to 1.0 without too many breaking changes 😄