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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon cuddles with his first gf (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

18m? Anon must be good at basketball.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

It's his age, idiot. Anon is eighteen minutes old.

[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

And here we have in Jersey #43... OH GOD WHAT IS THAT!? SOME SORT OF DISGUSTING COSMIC HORROR! MY EYES!... MY EYES!"

"Right you are John, and what rebound game he has. Really a stand out this season for them for sure."