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[–] Klear@lemmy.world 108 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Not like those ugly-ass ears. They really screwed those up, huh?"

[–] normanwall@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is really fucked up.

(this one is so stupid and obviously inappropriate that I laugh each time I imagine someone saying it)

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Imagine answering the plastic surgery question with "The left side? Did you get burnt badly or something? It looks kind of wonky."