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Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers (lemmy.ml)
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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey! Hookers are street working girls.

You find whores at brothels.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Who are you so wise in the ways of sex workers?

And escorts?

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can't believe my sleep addled brain read this as "e-scorts" like it was some new gaming thing.

[–] greybeard@lemmy.one 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Careful, some tech bro will take that and get a billion dollars in venture capital for "eScorts: Uber for hookers".

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How quickly can you write up a proposal? We can have GPT get us a mockup of the ui by tomorrow and be ready for production by Friday...

Did I say all of that correctly?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just throw in AI there and we're good!

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I like the idea of pronouncing it hook-ai-rs just for the implications on Ubers becoming u-bears.

"U-bears for hook-ai-rs" makes me chuckle. It's just the right amount of churches up.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You know.... That's not a bad idea.

We had call girls back in the 80s and 90s. They were good as long as you had some blow.

Now, I'm not so sure. I guess they are traveling onlyfans blowing through metro cities like tumbleweeds.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Escorts are luxury accessories you take to upscale events for "smoozin & boozin".

They'll even fuck you if you gain their interest or are rich enough. Think of them like geisha. Beautiful, seductive, multifaceted and cultured.