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Anon learns about World War II (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 79 points 2 years ago (2 children)

World War II would have been called unrealistic if it was fictional.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 years ago

So, the big evil boss, his name is Hitler?

Yes

And, his second is called... Himmler?

uhhh, yes?

And they both think blonde haired, blue eyed people are the perfect humans?

Mmhhh, correct.

And what do these two people looks like?

Uhhhhh

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It still amuses me that Germany took down France in a month by using meth

[–] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

And that meth’s name?

…Pervitin

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Eh the big win was the head fake.