TriflingToad

joined 9 months ago
 

for background, I shaved my forearms for practicing methods of shaving my legs. low-key a mistake, don't think id recommend shaving arms lol

I picked up a pizza after getting a shower and to dry out my hair faster I didn't turn on the AC, was in a hot car in Florida for like 5m while it cooked and this is what happened. Pretty cool!

Edit: also it's interesting to visualize how much water is lost when you sweat

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

i have no idea what you're trying to say, can you dumb it down for me?

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago

most people who have a Texas bumper sticker/shirt/etc are- in my experience -assholes.

that being said that's an extremely small %age of Texans, and the vast majority of Texans I've met are pretty chill

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

as long as you complete the mission in a timely manner im chill.
exclusions apply for sitting and pointing at a particularly shiny piece of gold or screaming "ROCK AND STONE!!" at eachother for no reason

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I've heard of spilling salt as being a bad thing, but tbh I don't think anyone where I live believes in them.

except for my grandma who would SWEAR by putting lima beans in her pocket on new years day and got upset if we didn't, or tossed them at eachother as kids do

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hate to break it to you... but you're allergic to yuri

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

ik there was a hentai model, did someone make a furry one lmao

can you cross your eyes?

thinking it's a joke is REALLY funny to me

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

mines Wednesday :) this Wednesday was my first!

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

which ones are your favorite?

...they aren't wrong though

fun fact: the windows calculator is open source https://github.com/microsoft/calculator

 

fuck.. I went to Pinterest to look at college dorms and downloaded like 15 memes again :<

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If you're about to complain about the censor, I'll let you do something about it. If you edit the censor out I'll replace the image in the post.

I take memes from discord, reddit, or instagram which sometimes censor stuff over the cycle of 20+ reposts. I mainly post on my phone and for me and I have no way to edit it out. Its either this, or nothing. If you can suggest a solution I'll give it a try, there's hardly any good Photoshop type programs that work on a tiny phone screen and aren't subscription based.

I heard Krita is planning on making an updated UI for mobile, but I don't think it's out yet :/

edit: sorry if I sound a bit upset, I've just tried so many different apps and none of them work and it's so infuriating 😭


also OH MY GOD the 'walking on eggshells' stage after the psych ward was SO ANNOYING.

 
 

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(33) My wife is filing for divorce because she thinks that I prioritize playing project diva FT Over my family. I downloaded the game a little over a year ago since then I have gotten perfects on all 8⭐️ maps and below and I have gotten Excellents on 9⭐️levels and goods on 9.5/10 ⭐️ levels which to me doesn’t seem like a huge accomplishment considering there are players on YouTube that can literally perfect maps like Denparadigm on extra extreme with one hand but I digress. I can admit that I was a little obsessed at one point in time. My youngest daughter age 6 had a recital that I promised I would attended but I missed it because I was playing the game in my defense my alarm never went off and when I checked the time it was already over. My wife loves to say that I know all the lyrics to envy catwalk but can’t remember our anniversary which isn’t true by the way because for our anniversary I bought a second ps4 and a second tv so we could play together and she was furious but at least I remembered. I try my best to be a good husband but all I get in return is “if you love this game so much then why don’t you marry Miku or Luka” believe me I would if I could because they don’t make me feel like shit all day and night. Needless to say my wife has taken the kids and went to stay and her parents place for the time being. I don’t know if we’ll ever recover especially because she’s filed for divorce already but i really don’t wanna lose custody of my kids. I just wish she would support me playing this game as it’s just a game and I’m not hurting anyone.

 

 
 

For those who don't know, it's where someone takes a QR code like on a poster for a concert and puts a sticker with a different QR code on top to a fake website that looks like the concert website (or a Rick Roll).

The obvious answer is to scratch off the QR code if you notice it's a sticker, but It's not always acceptable -or legal- to start damaging stuff to check if it's real or not. Also what if it's out of reach on a sign or something?

You can't put a little text under saying what the website is as a sort of checksum because the vandal can just write their own website under their sticker.

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BBNoSocialRules (sh.itjust.works)
 

at the endocrinologist rn getting an E prescription!!

 

Any time I try to learn about these topics it always references super old books that are written in a complicated English that's beyond my simplistic knowledge.

I'm Gen Z and didnt know the difference between Democrat and Republican until like 4 years ago because I never cared about politics (and pretty personal reasons), this has obviously changed as of recent. As I went through highschool in one of, if not THE most censored history classes in the country (and from a trump supporter teacher too..) I wasn't given the best background knowledge for these topics.

I would like a book that essentially explains the ideas and some of the historical events in a more understandable way that won't lead me to the Wikipedia page for some random person from Russia in the 1900s confused as hell.

Any recommendations would be appreciated.

 
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