Political Weirdos

No no. This may be worse than we thought. We always thought trump was a facist, who enjoyed being in control. What if he's NOT in control? Even of his own body? What if Putin has given him hypnosis that makes him inadvertantly show tells by muscle memory?

What if behind closed doors, he gets on his knees and blows putin? And in the inner walls of his mind, he's trapped, watching everything that happens, watching himself make an ass of himself on a daily basis? They're eating the cats and dogs! Can you imagine watching yourself say that, almost in a 3rd person perspective, but completely unable to stop it for the last 8 years?

Can you imagine being forced to meet with international leaders, and being forced to lick their balls and buttholes?

.........what? Yes, it's a crazy theory, but it kinda makes sense, right? Kind of like going sane in a crazy world. And it makes more sense than the republicans voterbase. They see him say these things, live on tv. They see him say openly facist plans. They see him tell them that he plans to attack Americans using the military. And their response to this is "Oh, he wouldn't say that....."

Now I've been taught as a child that the explaination with the least ammount of resistence is likely the truth. That is to say that the simplest explaination is usually closer to the truth than complex explainations.

And what's more simple: That putin has used his spy network to brainwash millions of Americans which make up roughly 48% of America to not absorb reality around them, and vote against their own best interests?

Or......

That millions of Americans just naturally are all doing the same batshit insane behavior together for no reason?