Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Hadn't seen this one before but I saw this in a book:

There once was a man from Peru,
Whose limericks stopped at line two

and then later in the same book they had

There once was a man from Verdun

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I like this.

There are two types of people:

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

eye twitches from incomplete data

[–] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There was once an unfortunate bard

Who found fashioning limericks hard.

He stopped at line three