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My daughter is 5 now. She's discovered the joy of telling jokes. Unfortunately, her repertoire is painfully small. I've also realised most of my jokes are either not age appropriate or too situational.

What are best/worst kids jokes? Extra points for any that would make her teacher groan. Apparently she LOVES jokes. ๐Ÿ˜

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[โ€“] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 32 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Did you know that the US government keeps and provides access to a database of dad jokes on fatherhood.gov, one joke at a time?

You could also snag this full dad jokes database from kaggle which contains over 13k dad jokes.

Hope you both enjoy!

[โ€“] Letsdothis@lemmy.world -2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Leave it up to lemmy to provide the link for government approved dad jokes...

Liberals... always going back to the governments teet.

[โ€“] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I agree. This is definitely an ideal context to talk about politics.

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

I like make my own jokes homegrown on the range using, cough, tax-subsidised water...

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