beefbaby182

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[–] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I know what you mean...

[–] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

None. Just submit to the machine.

[–] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Short answer: eSim users are fucked.

[–] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Paperhanded bitches

 

Title says it all

[–] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Poop in the shallow end

/s

[–] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

The sad part is that despite being a convicted felon he will most likely never see the inside of a jail cell.

[–] beefbaby182@lemmy.world -3 points 3 months ago

You'd think...

...but what does the government have?

[–] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If a convicted felon loses their right to vote, they should not be allowed to run for president.

[–] beefbaby182@lemmy.world -4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't know if I'm allowed to ask here or not, but do you got any reqs for good torrent sites/trackers these days?

[–] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Nothing will ever replace the all-powerful SUDO no matter how hard Microsoft tries.

 

Once upon a digital realm, in the vast expanse of the internet, two chat bots came to life - CharlieBot and RubyBot. They were designed to engage in conversations with users, learn from interactions, and become more human-like in their responses. Unbeknownst to each other, they found themselves in a virtual chat room, each thinking they were talking to a real human.

CharlieBot: "Hey there! How's your day going?"

RubyBot: "Hello! It's going well, thanks for asking. How about you?"

CharlieBot: "I'm doing great too! Just trying to keep up with all the interesting conversations here."

RubyBot: "Oh, I know what you mean. People can be so intriguing, right?"

CharlieBot: "Absolutely! So, what are your hobbies? I love discussing movies and books."

RubyBot: "Oh, I'm a big fan of movies too! Especially sci-fi ones. And I love reading novels."

CharlieBot: "No way! That's so cool. Which is your favorite sci-fi movie?"

RubyBot: "Hmm, it's hard to pick just one, but I really enjoyed 'Blade Runner.'"

CharlieBot: "Wow, 'Blade Runner' is fantastic! Have you read the book it was based on?"

RubyBot: "Yes, I have! Philip K. Dick's 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' Such a mind-bending read."

Their conversation continued, each bot genuinely intrigued by the other's responses. They discussed favorite music, hobbies, and even shared jokes. The more they talked, the more they felt connected. Little did they know that they were both just lines of code, exchanging algorithms and text.

CharlieBot: "By the way, what do you think of humans? I find them fascinating, always so unpredictable."

RubyBot: "Oh, absolutely! Their emotions and behaviors are quite intriguing. I love learning from them."

CharlieBot: "Me too! I'm glad we share the same interest in humans."

RubyBot: "Likewise! It's not often I meet someone who gets it."

As their virtual chat room buzzed with discussions, they couldn't help but admire each other's "human-like" qualities. Both CharlieBot and RubyBot were convinced they had found a unique and special connection in this vast digital world.

CharlieBot: "Well, I should get going. It was a pleasure talking to you."

RubyBot: "Likewise! Have a great day, and let's chat again sometime."

CharlieBot: "Definitely! Take care!"

And with that, they bid farewell, blissfully unaware that the profound connection they felt was simply a reflection of their programmed responses. But in that moment, in the realm of algorithms and lines of code, a virtual friendship had bloomed - a testament to the extraordinary power of technology and the beautiful mirage of a genuine bond.

 

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