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[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 111 points 6 days ago (29 children)

Zero emissions? I know people find it ha ha funny, but farts legitimately contain methane and other green house gassses.

Cows for example are a large contributor of GHG

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (14 children)
  1. If you think a horse has the environmental impact of an automobile, I have a bridge to sell you

  2. Horses aren't cows

[–] iii@mander.xyz 25 points 6 days ago (5 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I, uh, errr, uhhhhh.....

Motions vaguely at the four-legged animals

They're just different, trust me, okay????

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Horse is the male, cow is the female. Just like dogs and cats.

[–] immutable@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

White cows make normal milk, brown cows make chocolate milk. That’s just science

And if you're fancy, you'll find red cows that make strawberry milk.

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

I dunno, I'll have to do my own research on this one, my third cousin's dog walkers nephew's barber said he read a tweet declaring they were actually the same animal, just one ate more as a youth and has an accent due to the weight.

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